It has been quite a while.

Hey everyone. It has been quite a while. I have a couple things to discuss that have randomly crossed my mind. Just a couple though.

1. Alright Asian readers! (Chances are that everyone reading this is Asian anyway, so hopefully you can relate.) Stupidass comparisons and unnecessary questions. Know what I'm getting at? It begins with telling your parents that you're going somewhere. A big gathering or hangout for example. And they go "Who's going to be there?" You mean. Name everyone..? "No, just a handful of them." Of this handful you're about to name, your parents are probably aware of up to four of them. But they want to hear more. WHY? If I name these people, are you going to know who the hell I'm talking about? Josh. uh huh. Jerry. uh huh. Jon. uh huh. Robert. uh. Okay tell me about Robert. WHY do you need to know about Robert. I don't know anyone named Robert, but I'm just making a point. Your refusal to elaborate on his life immediately hints to the parent that there's something to hide about him or her. He does drugs. He has terrible grades. Sigh. My mom stopped a while ago. But probably because she knows most of my friends anyway. My grandpa asks me. Who's going? And he's the one who knows NONE of my friends save Amy and Jon. So it's like. "If I named these people, what difference would it make?" It's like me asking him who runs next to him at the gym or asking my mom how her secretary's son is doing. Who are you going to Disneyland with? What? You won't say? .. .. . . .. . . . It's Robert isn't it.

2. Facebook. People who don't have very many pictures on their facebooks. You know these people right? You click on their picture and notice that there are slivers of other people on the two sides of the photo. You click to investigate. Under "Profile pictures", there are two pictures. One is the one you just saw and are curious about. The next is the picture from which the first was CROPPED. Chances are that it was a great big group photo that he or she happened to be included in. And they thought "Hey, fuck uploading my own shit or finding a better picture. I'll just take this one and crop out the few friends I have." I think this is slightly humorous. I dunno about you. Hopefully you at least chuckle or scoff or something.

3. I was at a restaurant. I was thirsty, and was finishing up my free glass of water. One of the biggest annoyances that happens to almost everyone and pretty much always goes entirely unnoticed, is the ICE. "Damn, I'm thirsty. There's still a bit of water at the bottom. Psh. That ice is gonna stay packed at the bottom while I tilt my cup to finish it off." No. You watch the water inch its way to your mouth. It's right when your lips touch the water that you think you're out of the woods. Maybe you feel a little happy or free so you do something like tilt the glass a little more. Or not. Maybe the ice is just a bitch and decides to AVALANCHE TOWARDS YOUR FUCKING FACE. You think "fuck." You put the glass down. You notice there's still some water at the bottom of the glass. You curse the stars. Maybe. I know I do.

Well. I hope this has killed a couple minutes of your time. I know it killed quite a few of mine. This is sad.