Dumb Sayings and Phrases

1. "I want to die/ kill myself." --Bullshit. No you don't. Your pansy-ass who can't even deal with school wants to die? Get real. There are people out there who REALLY wish they could be set free from a life of misery with the peace of death. Not you. If you say it in front of me, you'll get no sympathy. In fact, I'd encourage it. Do it. I'd like to see you do it. The room is filled with sharp objects. Free yourself as you please.

2. "I hate everything." --Again, this is bullshit. In fact, this is impossible. Even if you really wanted to die, that just means you don't hate death. Moron. Even in a more realistic sense, you don't hate everything simply because there is always something to like. This kind of ties in to killing yourself. If you really do hate everything, please clean out the human gene pool of your garbage and exterminate yourself. You are a waste of space, time, money, and AIR.

3. "I'm going to shoot someone." --Really? Do you have a gun? If you stressing over some dumbass test, what are the chances you'd risk going to prison to shoot someone? You, sir, are an idiot.

4. "Awwww! [or some other sad, sympathetic sound]" --This is retarded primarily because it's so overused. I mean it's ok to use it when there actually is something sad going on. One example that really pissed me off one day was in econ when we were watching the 9/11 video. It said that a messload of emergency workers developed lung diseases and various forms of cancer. No response. Then it said some fucking dogs died. Then people were like "awwww." ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME? These are DOGS. Even if you think of them on a human level, they died instantly. They didn't have to suffer through diseases like the video described. For crying out loud be realistic. It's idiots like you who put humanity to an all-time low. When we value some dogs more than rescue workers who climbed into burning buildings to save people, it's time to set some new priorities.

That's it for today.